Urinal Etiquette 101 [Things Every College Student Should Know Part II]

I think there are a lot of things that the school doesn’t teach that it should.  As a boy growing up in this world, I realized that I didn’t know how to tie my shoes, which relatives were the ones to mooch off from, among lots of other things.  Although I haven’t seen violations in [...]

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How to tell that it’s a Monday morning.

Instead of heading right to the Blackboard website like I normally do, I did this.
Yes, that would be my high school.
On a related note, I frequently use my high school junior year locker combination on my CPO box as well from time to time.

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BEREAvement

Inspired by the “revolutionary” rich white kids at NYU who complain of high tuition, I have come up with a list of demands for Berea College, and plan to organize a protest* at Woods-Penn until all demands have been met.
1. Establishment of Portuguese and Esperanto department
2. Acceptance of Wikipedia as a valid source of information [...]

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Obligatory “How Did My Valentine’s Go?” Post Because I’m Single.

This is the mantra: “I’m going to be a junior next year, I’m going to be a junior next year…”
Yes, I am taking 5 credits this semester, which translates to about 20 hours or something, as I recall.  I am getting bombarded with homework, work stuff, and lots of social life as well.  I’d love [...]

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What’s Wrong with this Picture?

This screenshot contains something that is radically out of place.  Try to guess what.
Yes, folks, the act of album tagging has been done using English while the rest of my Facebook is set in Spanish (virtue of being a Spanish minor).  I smell something funny, and it’s not me.
Well, for those of you not familiar [...]

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